"A great deal of disappointment, I imagine. I can't imagine that any man vain enough to shape himself with a corset could also be much of a wit." Certainly, Lord Akeldama had enjoyed waist modification from time to time but the effect had been one of shameless costuming, not deception.

"I enjoy spending time with you as well. And I'm pleased that you've been so frightfully patient while I go about it," Biffy promised.